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Help me Obi Wan whoever the fuck you are
generalorgana

Tell us you didn't see Solo without telling us you didn't see Solo

Right?  Saw this news and immediately told my husband I'm watching this alone.

I have a friend that makes his own edibles and generously shares sometimes and his process is incredible.  Multi-day cleaning, warming in the oven then extracting into coconut oil, hardening the oil then pulling out impurities...they're the best ones I've ever had but it's because he takes the process to an

It depends on how they're made.  I've had very strong rice Krispies treats that were the exact color of normal rice Krispies treats

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Some people don't want to fix unhealthy relationships, because they know the healthiest way for said relationship to possibly exist is from a safe distance.

I am in the *exact* situation as the writer. Yes I know logically that being hounded for ideas (by both sides of the family) is rooted in kindness and generosity. But last year when my husband privately thanked *me* for the gift *his* mother purchased (it was a really good idea, and I gave it up out of kindness, and

Oh my God this one did me in

I just saw the Fiona Apple clip when a friend sent it to me and it made me cry - something about her closing her eyes to play piano and sing but also being so god damn *powerful.* Absolutely wrecked me.  I've always been a fan but that album is one of those no-skips, perfect start to finish masterpieces, and it got me

This shit - growing up in a creepy house and just *living with it as if it were normal* - is why my fully skeptical non-believer husband asked our new potential neighbors if anyone had died in our house before we made an offer.  Bless him.

No one did - she kept it tightly under wraps until the birth yesterday

Absolutely. It is such lovely news in this fucking hellscape.

Y'all BILLIE LOURD HAD A BABY.  I cry with joy.  

Its not bad gin, either.

“Shit be like home decor on a weekend speedball binge.”

I used to write grants, which means seeing a lot of financial docs for non profits - this is absolutely true from the bottom all the way up

If it wasn't erect then...good lorde

My phone doesn't even have a hidden folder.  A friend just told me they exist and I'm angry it's not an option for me

I was about to guess which town in Florida (I'm a lifelong Floridian) then realized there were way too many options

I just said almost exactly this, minus the excellent analogy, to my partner.