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Welp. 2016 fully came home to roost. This is why voting for one of the two candidates that will actually win matters.

Exactly. There are lots of ways—big and small—that the pandemic is negatively affecting people, and everyone is allowed to feel sad about whatever the specific impacts on them are. It’s simply a matter of knowing your audience. If the worst thing the pandemic has done to you involves having to change or cancel plans,

You couldn’t charge because what you did was priceless.

bless your cotton socks, what a sweetheart move

I’m a sometimes-wedding photographer and also work for some wineries that are popular venues.

When this all began, we had to cancel a wedding at one winery, and the couple asked if they could still come and say their vows in the vineyard that day. Just by themselves. My heart broke for them. I’m not a big wedding

Yeah, I agree, this absolutely sucks and she’s allowed to mourn. But resist guilt! Think about all the people who have been infected—including someone’s grandfather!!!—by weddings in the age of Covid. If there’s one thing I’ve learned on the internet, it’s that weddings aren’t for everyone and the people who don’t

Jim Carrey will be SNL’s Joe Biden. [Us Weekly]

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It has been in common usage since at least 1994.

Hoo brother. I’m sorry for Cat Cora. My ex has spent the past 14 years (!!!!) cyber stalking me, taking me to court (the latest over an anonymous blog I have, that he found, and printed out—all 1,000 pages apparently, and also my entire Twitter feed—and put into a 3 ringed binder to convince a custody court that I am

What are poor people supposed to do? I thought this was the GOP-approved healthcare plan.

It was a hard read! Only reason I read it was boredom; normally I don’t follow anything Beyonce related. And then I was like way to bury the damn lede! My family has hellish Eastern Euro names that were all changed when they came off the boat, so I’m used to seeing people not care about the spellings. But that they

It’s bizarre to me how much aging and money can make every angsty punk/rock icon into... *gestures* this

That “fun fact” about Tina Knowles in not fun at all! She and her own siblings have different last names because racists couldn’t be bothered to spell their names correctly, or even give black people birth certificates? Not fun at all. 

“Friends say this move has turned into a nightmare,” the source says. “This is the toughest period they’ve had so far without a No Doubt.”

Thank you for including Messina, a sometimes overlooked Chris.

Who knew Chris Evans’s dick might be the hero we never knew we needed!

This is the first time an unsolicited dick pic has ever been useful. 

Chris Evans is the best Chris.

Chris Evans has been really open about his struggles with anxiety and I just honestly felt bad for him. It was a fuck-up anyone could have made, and I found it genuinely sweet that so many people started flooding Twitter with pictures of him and his dog to drown out the earlier tweets.