I once gave myself a black eye (I'm doxxing myself with this story because I love to tell it) while trying to take my bra off without taking off my sweater.  So I'm making a note not to EVER buy one of these bras

Pottery Barn teen is amazing and you will not besmirch their good name in my presence.

IS THAT A PORG

He's a great writer/director, and has been since he was writing our school plays in high school!  You should check out some of his other work - he's done some really interesting documentaries too.

So weird, because a friend from high school wrote and directed a movie about this a few years ago (The Perfect 46) BUT IT WAS FUCKING SCI FI GUYS

Interestingly, I was a low level employee for a law firm when I was in my 20s and had to deal with stuff for a case that involved severe perineum burns. I got stuck with it when I overheard two lawyers saying “’taint’ can’t be the technical term...god damnit who has a medical background we can’t write ‘taint burn’ in…

I really hate myself for now hard I laughed at this

I have honestly been afraid to watch it because I read her book at it devastated me and made me incredibly scared for her.  

I'm so sorry you spent so much time typing this out just to be completely wrong.

Welcome to Florida - the Australia of the northern hemisphere

No shit?!  That is super cool to know.  I always wondered if it was what they are that created the stink

No offense, my dude, but you don’t have a shadow of a clue what you’re talking about here. I’m sorry you typed all of that out without researching.

Oh my God that is uncanny (the voice)

People moving themselves and their non native flora and fauna here are the major problem. But that could be applicable all throughout history

Walking catfish (they’re not native, btw)

They are edible, but they smell like demon asshole when cooked.  No idea if they taste ok because crab texture grosses me out and also can not get past the smell

These ones smell like rotting garbage and sweaty assholes when cooked you don't want them.

Welcome to Florida, guys.  We also have walking catfish.  Also those land crabs smell like absolute fucking ass when cooked.

i need this so bad. I know all the guys are affectionate and mildly flirtatious but I think they balance each other perfectly and I neeeeeeeeed it

Same. I end up deleting it within a day every time I try.