if my ass looked like hers i’d even figure out how to use snapchat to share it. goddess bless and more power to her.

“’We are thrilled to be back home at NBC and writing for one of the network’s greatest stars of all time, Mary Steenburgen’s husband, Ted,’ Fey and Carlock said in a joint statement.”

So, so good.

“They’re for sure gonna have it. I promise. I promise that your kid’s gonna have sex. So if she asks you what the song’s about, talk about it.”

I had not thought of this before someone suggested it in another convo and now I need it more than air to breathe

I really truly hope you're right.  While watching the game I was telling my 8yo daughter about the Rapinoe/Trump conflict and she sort of laughed and said "Rapinoe is awesome" and left the room, then came back and said "what if Trump tries to take away all of our rights though.  What if he makes it so we can be…

The only way I'm seeing this is if they pull their heads from their asses and cast lizzo as Ursula.  The story, not this incarnation, is utter trash.  I'd see it for lizzo though

+100 for subtle good place reference I luff you

Where’s the memes of Cory Booker trying not to laugh at Beto speaking Spanish instead of answering the fucking question

That dog does better winged eyeliner than me

I think you’re missing that freeing up money to allow for greater purchasing power is exactly what is intended by forgiving loan debt. The economy is suffering and it is in no small part due to the debt that my generation and the one before have been saddled with in order to fulfill the expectation that we go to…

This is our household as well. We look good on paper when you see 6 figures and no credit card debt.  But not having a student loan to pay every month would free up $400 per month, which I guarantee would go right into the kinds of things these people want us spending money on - a car payment, a vacation, upgrades to…

Still are.  They fit like a dream.

oof. 

Im terrified of surgery on a panic inducing level but I've been really sad about my boobs lately.  I know I'm a feminist and I shouldn't put so much stock in appearance and blah blah blah but this just doesn't feel like my body anymore.  So I totally get it, and I couldn't blame you one bit.  If you think it will help…

called the “mommy makeover” apparently...I had a friend tell me about it when I was telling her that I was sad that years of hard work to lose a significant amount of weight were leaving me hating my body, just in a new, surprising way. turns out the abdominal lipo, thigh lipo, tummy tuck, boob job combo is something…

I love her so much hahahahahahahahaha

This is seriously so satisfying and gratifying.  She deserves it all and so much more

Ding ding! Also hilariously stupid in Florida because of that all so real risk of your classroom flooding and/or being blown away.

Portable classrooms - I forget that villages of classrooms in trailers weren't part of everyone's childhood.  But the portables were also the best place to skip class and, supposedly, smoke pot, because the layout meant you could see someone coming before they could see you.  Which lent itself well to my teenage sex…

I had a crush on a boy in middle school - he was in 8th grade and I was in 6th and we had lockers near each other. So naturally started putting anonymous notes in his locker. Someone spilled the beans or else he saw me sneaking away and left one in mine that said, essentially, "I know you've been leaving notes in my…