I like this beautiful fever dream too much to pin my hopes on it. But if it comes true I will make my way back to you and give you all the internet high fives for first bringing it to my attention

Heads up that doesn’t work that way

I tried on and bought my first torrid bra this weekend and nearly wept over how good my titties looked. I threw open the door to show my mom and she just yelled “god damn! Lookat those! Buy that!!!”

Yeah, I was hopeful when reading it but ultimately disappointed and confused about all the praise.

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If I ever find out Oscar Isaac a piece of shit I will just officially give up

My husband’s response was very similar. He is a feminist in practice and that’s all I care about honestly

I can never ever look at a black doggo and not think “GRIM!!!!!!”

I love David Sedaris but I was honestly having a hard time getting through that book until the Amy stories picked up more. Her bits are the best part

Breaking News: Tarantino is a Piece of Shit. Nation is Unsurprised.

It’s so fucking good I can’t stand it

Thank you for this! I didn’t know and hadn’t read the entire judge’s decision to find out. This makes a big difference

I may be wrong, but I believe Mya passed before the song was created. Full disclosure I am a huge Beyoncé fan but it would have meant a lot if she had first reached out to someone in mya’s family or kin in some way prior to release.

Well that one did me in. Pardon me while I sob in a corner

I have never had much love for Taylor but I maybe love her now. Something about her using the term “ass” instead of “rear end” or “behind” or even “butt” makes this so much better. It’s complete fearlessness and lack of shame and I applaud her. We can’t ignore the immense privilege she has to be able to do this…

Bralette + DDs = LOL

100% saw this as a group of palpatine cosplayers on a bus to a con.

I briefly worked for a law firm that defended multiple large insurance companies. It was...so gross.

I mean...i can’t deny it...

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