Oscar Isaac though. How does he make that stupid mustache look so good? God damn. I will watch this raging dumpster fire only for him

Have you seen rogue one?

Omg. So petty.

A few times recently we’ve run out of coffee or creamer at home and since they put a DD practically inside my neighborhood we decided to just grab that instead of going to the grocery store and coming home. It was not pleasant. I’ve even tried their cold brew and it tasted like they used a 3:1 water to coffee ratio…

I thought there was a seat issue but didn’t know for sure. I did notice last time I was there and in another major city that they tend to create a lot of bar area with no seating as a way to get around it/offer surfaces without venturing into bathroom territory. I’ve also seen some heinous shit (pun intended) in…

New York shops generally do not have the physical space for a restroom and/or the staff to deal with what happens in public restrooms in New York. Also DD is fucking gross and I swear it used to not be - I lived on it in high school but now it’s like watered down stale grind swill

Mine is 6 but I’m also holding out for blu ray for her and IT IS FUCKING KILLING ME

This sentence was so perfect and glorious I read it 5 times just to bask in it. Put it on my gravestone.

How can you not tell that your butt hole is exposed in doggy style? I can *feel* that it’s exposed and I have an epicly large ass

This legit made me LOL

For me, it’s part of a fun combo social anxiety and being an extrovert. I talk way too much, share too much, and then live in constant regret

I opened this and then looked down and realized I’m wearing that exact shade shirt. Whatever. It looks lovely with my skin tone

oh my god they sell a florida grapefruit for $8.

I’m in florida and the fruit stand up the street has them 10/$10 right now. Or i could go ask my neighbor.

then again...universal health care or cheap citrus? I guess it’s a toss up.

This is the most hopeful vision of the future I have considered in a long time

Thank you to clinic escorts everywhere. Your jobs are crucial and your compassion and strength is endless.

*have always made

+100

I admire your restraint

I actually and truly screamed when she finished her answer. Bless that woman.

The arm positioning is different in the two - I’m guessing the one you posted was the one she approved for use on IG. The other seems to be from someone else not related to her camp and they probably snapped it when she did it jokingly