Huh. I'm using a different one.

"Now,
I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby boom, but the sight of his
bald-headed yogurt slinger made my pussy batter slobber like a leaky tap"

I'm saddened they actually tried to make this film good. Now it's boringly meh as opposed to entertainingly awful. The screenplay should have been written by EL James herself or something. Get Tommy Wiseau in on this.

I love the bureaucrat song.

I used to say that whenever I met a Jamaican.

Too late for Lenny.

This will solve all the problems in American society.

Definitely regret about not watching the show more. It's not as famous or accessible across the pond.

Someone couldn't control their…stools?

Gotta agree with you there - she gave a better performance in season 1, but that was largely because she had so much more to do.

I heartily endorse this news.

Poor Snape.

I find it difficult to find bi porn with people I'm actually attracted to in it. Never noticed the Russian Mafiya vibe myself, although there is always a more generic undercurrent of seedy criminality.

None. I'm not allowed in most internet cafes, though.

I've never been one for going online and forcefully advocating a ship of mine - in part because I tend to get into franchises that are outdated or ships that are very minute. Also in part because the internet is a twisted place and I've learnt not to go there without a bottle of whiskey in my right hand and a loaded…

Awww, they're like Mario and Luigi. So in love.

That's why I ship all the background characters.

I find the words "shipping forecast" inherently hilarious for some reason.

"For one, they can finally shave and shower."

I somehow really want that attorney to return.