I can't express any negative opinions about Johnny Depp because my sister loves him and will kill me if I talk negatively about him.

This is the story about my mum and dad!
And the divorce that they should have had!

I dunno, I was interested when they casted Stannis's son.

The worst bit of advertising I ever saw was Epic Rap Battles of History showing Homer laughing hysterically at the Joan of Arc vs Miley Cyrus rap battle, using the footage from that episode. The…context of that scene went completely over their head.

That would imply that in other countries you kill murder.

And the thing is his actual answer was perfectly cromulent - I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular show.

I now want him and Peter Capaldi to go on a road tour of America being Scottish to everyone.

I use "cromulent" all the time. No-one questions it, because it sounds exactly like what it means to convey.

AV Club members do not quote Simpsons! They may be liars, pigs, idiots, Simpsons quoters, but they are not porn stars!

Maher's funny and smart, but I do not like his personality.

In a vaguely rabbit related story, there was a guy at my uni (who I am no longer friends with for reasons that will soon become apparent) who I went to a small predrinks session with. On his third (tiny) bottle, he was stealing food from the host, trying to open up his bottle by smashing it against the table, and…

Unpopular opinion, but I prefer John Oliver to Jon Stewart and (marginally) Stephen Colbert. It's probably the structure/format stuff that the article mentions, as I do find Stephen Colbert to be (marginally) funnier than John Oliver, but it's simply an amazing show. John Oliver has come a long way from his Mock the…

Agreed on the homosexuality thing - it's so refreshing that no-one bats an eyelid at anything about it.

I wanna see more of the Big Bob's regulars here. Great performances.

He lost his daughter's boyfriend. And Patricia. Every farm needs someone who is "just there".

I love how Mickey has become one of the show's main supporting characters.

He was recurring.

Yeah, I knew it was unlikely, just hoping someone knew more than me.

Any chance of this show being picked up afterwards?

Go fuck yourself, Bret!