How is he going to explain the gap from 2005—present?

She was wearing her Daisy David Duke's...

If you can't make a fresh new Ray Rice joke here please keep your mouth shut like his wife should have.

That dunk was Lincestuous!

I set my background to this a few days ago! You must have been reading my mind. ;)

Vodka Samm is growing up so fast.

It would be cool if the defending champ got something more distinct for that entire following season. Maybe the whole uniform has images of the trophy, like the Marines do with their logo on MarPat.

Multiple sources confirm the cameraman was fired immediately after this video went public.

What hypocrisy. Deadspin tells us that it was wrong for NFL doctors to push players to dope themselves, but then tries to get its readers to dope ourselves by making us listen to Colin Cowherd.

Seems oddly specific to market anal lube to specifically named women, but I'll allow it.

Clearly it was just not the Sharks' week.

He's going to rebuild his house, brick by brick.

Dunking white boys are always a crowd pleaser.