Needs a little Jarrin Root. *wrings hands and laughs*

The lighting was very hard and very contrasty, way more than usual. I actually had to go check and see if they were using a new cinematographer (they are, but not on this ep). A lot of sloppy cuts of light too.

Is it just me, or is the show getting a bit sloppy? I noticed the lighting first because that's my bag, but the set dressings, the acting/directing, everything this season just feels very loose. Was there a budget cut?

You are right. I will now hold the Call of Duty franchise to the same exacting standards of White Chicks.

Where'd this come from?

The worst part is, now I'm scrolling back through the article and getting new ideas. Let me get back to my life, Skyrim!

I don't read every book, but since I keep buying property and can't stand to look at empty shelves, I've been collecting a few and usually look at the first page and see if it's worth reading. There's a few funny ones ("The Lusty Argonian Maid" series erotic novels) and a few clever stories (the waterbreathing book…

My roommate made an offhand comment about filling my house with cheese because it seemed to be everywhere. Now I can't stop until the air is cheese.

Yes.

The only bug I've ran into in my embarrassing amount of playtime is an extra copy of the Whiterun stable master, stuck waist-level in the ground. I'll actually be sad when they patch it out, I've gotten used to tipping my hat to 1.5 Louie's on my way out of town.

God, my potions are out of control. I avoid eye contact with that tab in the menu.

Well, that's because you asked the President. Any good Venture Bros fan knows you'd have to ask Secret-President about matters like that.

"You could probably mine an entire planet..."

Also, $100,000 != anywhere near the defense budget

Oh fuck yes. I have 3 Wiimotes, so I can easily justify it.

Well, they finally sold me a fancy Motion+ jabberthingy. Does anyone know if they'll be bundling one with the game at any point? I can't imagine I'm the only one dusting off my Wii for the first time in ages (except for the occasional SSBB).

70mm IMAX makes my no-no zone tingle. I almost wish I were being hyperbolic.

I believe the goggles flip up into ears when not in use.

I was going to post this, but I'll promote you instead.

Give it a shot, on me.*