You are all fools, they have someone checking for sappers at the door.

@Cygnus_Mal: Eh, I think he's used to it...

@TriumphRacer: Damn, I missed some comedic gold there.

The fact that their anchorwoman has the vocabulary of an idiotic high schooler is way more terrifying than any... soulless... vaguely human... shell of a being...

@AzureTexan: I know this is old news, but I'm crying laughing. Thank you.

Holy christ, that guy went two minutes without saying a single thing.

@John-Hamptonshire: I think the video above is an excellent example of why the love for Canabalt: it's a simple concept ("We added a second sprite to the game for this arcade cabinet!") with a heaping of time, craftsmanship, and style put into it.

@Dunnster: Zing!

@Dominic Arenas: I hadn't thought about that. I think you just saved this movie for me.

@w1llk - Undoubtedly Cookies: Thank you for making me feel useful as a Star for the first time.

@ClaudioIphigenia: I feel this reply robbed me of my expectations of a copy-cat. What a waste of site space.

@Dish: Ha, yeah, well that cover is certainly badass, but Cee-Lo is the man.

@Dish: No, there are only two Kings of Leon albums just like there are only three Star Wars movies and only three Indiana Jones. I've chosen to forget everything else.

@Dish: What's that? I was pretty sure they broke up after Aha Shake Heartbreak.

@Morgan Culp: How? It is still wildly irrelevant and equally unfunny.

Who else was waiting to find out exactly what Android app/program they used?

With all of Soderbergh's work in Central IL, you'd think he was from the area, but that's not the case.

@Wit is periodically disensouled: Ugh, I remember getting into a grade school literary argument with my teacher over whether or not it was a bullshit move.

@NinjaMaster: Same here. I eventually bought L4D2, but it usually only gets played when I am frustrated with a terrible server or just an off day.

I vouch for that TF2 comment at the end, that game is worse than MMOs.