From what I understand, the Happy Endings reunion will start, you’ll get really in to it, then it will jump around on the schedule for no good reason and get cancelled.

What we REALLY need is new stuff from hermit Bill Watterson.

Saw a sad thread on a meme site of users complaining that Larson isn’t funny and is ‘boomer humor’. Made me really angry that a community whose sense of humor is defined by irony and morbidity wouldn’t understand the magic of Larson.

As an optimist I have to point out that intermittent Larson is better than no Larson.

Ryan Gosling Werewolf,
Spooky, scary,
Mickey Mouse Club kids becoming movie stars,
Movie stars becoming wolves.

I got nothing else. This shit’s beyond dumb on their part.

I won’t disagree with any of these choices, but I will say - needs more DEVS...

Has stoked a wider interest in a long-standing conversation about “copaganda,” or media images that work to present a more empathetic side to the police state while ignoring the systemic racism and implicit bias that plagues the culture.

Theater is a live artform, its ephemeral nature the source of its magic.

People dropping out of Fantastic Beasts would serve double duty as a rebuke to Rowling and a merciful end to a truly shitty new franchise. I’m all for it.

Gambit is my favorite X-Man, but I just cannot believe Channing Tatum in this role. I always pictured Sawyer from Lost. The guy already looks like Gambit:

Anyone looking at the upwards trajectory of covid in America and thinking they should open a movie in the next three months is insane.

Oh wow, I had no idea Dedicated Side B was even in the works. Hell yeah.

These people have built their identity around a movie. When the movie sucks ass (which it will), they will perform extraordinary feats of cognitive dissonance to prove that they were right all along, either by pretending it’s actually good or by claiming it’s not the REAL Snyder cut.

Not sure if this is a rhetorical question, but we’re way more likely to get a lot of “You just don’t get Snyder’s artistry” takes, like what happens any time someone says BvS is awful.

In related news, I went down to stare at the tire fire for a while, and then I decided that if I went around to the side and looked at the tire fire from another angle, it would somehow be better.

How could you possibly have one of these without mentioning any of the Bioshock titles? Or the first season of Telltale’s The Walking Dead?

The scene in “Niagara” is supposed to be dumb and embarrassing and cheesy. That’s justification for exactly why Jim and Pam escape to get married in private on the boat before the public ceremony. Jesus, Jim even explains it in the episode...

“I bought those boat tickets the day I saw that YouTube video. I knew we’d…

Also, I may be out of the loop on current billionaire criticising trends, but I didn’t think “having stuff” was one that got a lot of play. I’d expect billionaires to have stuff. Having stuff is amongst the least objectionable things a billionaire can do. I have stuff, and I honestly would like some other stuff but…