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You don’t need the drunk/hungover qualifier, Jason X is just a super fun movie. People always feel the need to give it these weird backhanded compliments, like they’re ashamed of it, but it’s one of the very few entries in the series that knows exactly what it is and what it’s doing from the very first frame.

That’s fairly close to my personal ranking, but I might switch 4 and remake, definitely swap Jason X and FvJ...then move FvJ down to dead fucking last because I hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it with every fiber of my being.

Or forcing WB Montreal to stop fixing the awful PC version of Arkham Origins to work on dlc...they got the big game-breaking stuff, but it’s still buggy to this day.

Could be, but this seems to me more like WB just shitting out a quick/cheap port hoping to make some easy money and crossing their fingers that no one would notice or care. Shiver Entertainment and Saber Interactive handled the port (they also did MK11's Switch port), and NRS’ Derek Kirtzic confirmed they had nothing

The only relatable character trait Bowser has ever had.

Or, it’s an unsurprisingly terrible port of a current-gen only game that should never have been ported to Switch in the first place.

Or, y’know...none of it fuckin matters and Zelda’s timeline/universe has always been an absolute shitshow because no one making the games actually gave a shit about the lore outside of whichever specific game they were working on at the time and what worked for that game and ONLY that game because they don’t see them

Bethesda has, more or less, been making the exact same game for over 20 years. Updated/upgraded, sure, loads of new either half-baked to over-baked systems added...but their core gameplay design philosophy has been unchanged since at least Morrowind, and it’s completely exhausted.

100% this. She’s not awful, she just doesn’t have the skillset needed to turn in a good performance with just her voice. You’re spot on about keeping her studio time short, too, I would imagine. They already had to pay her fer likeness rights and do facial scans, I have to assume they tried to keep her costs (which

Just an absolute, all-time cunt, this guy.

I feel terrible for all the people working at Unity who told them this shit was going to happen, only to have those concerns ignored because Riccitiello is a miserable piece of shit who does not give a fuck.

Unity is a publicly traded company, one which Johnny boy has irrevocably ruined the reputation of essentially

Or, we can all admit the sad truth that rarely, if ever, do we truly ever know anyone.

The person Mila and Ashton were such close friends with is an altogether different person, a disguise used to hide the disgusting monster he actually was. They’re not bad people for loving that part of Masterson who was good to them,

Man, this genuinely bums me out. I get it, training people on a proprietary engine takes time away from actual development and makes recruitment that much harder, but REDengine was extremely impressive, seemed to be able to scale really well, and didn’t suffer from that samey “look that a lot of UE games tend to have

Never saw Hell to Pay, but I haaaaaaaaaaated Assault on Arkham. So much so that it is the movie that made me stop buying/watching DC’s animated films altogether.

Did I have a stroke, or does all of this sound like some revisionist history bs (or just cosmic levels of delusion)?

Every single report that came out of the production of this flick paints a wholly different picture that what Ayer is saying. If his dailies were so good, and his original vision for the film so great

Oh, you big sillies, they have plenty of money to pay the writers!

I can see where the confusion comes from, though, because you see...they don’t WANT to pay the writers and are more than happy to spend infinitely more than it would cost to just give them everything they’re asking for multiple times over to avoid

That’s cute but, remember, walk of fame stars aren’t some kind of award or recognition of impact/importance, they’re just straight up bought...and they’re not even particularly expensive*.

*For a corporation, like Paramount in this case.

That looks like a Katamari of every single piece of sci-fi and fantasy produced over the past 60 years. He’s not even being clever and trying to hide it...not that Snyder has ever been subtle, but that was beyond the pale blatant.

Counter-counterpoint: Thor Love & Thunder is a bottom-five MCU movie and has the absolute worst use of humor in the entire franchise.

Never, everyone just loves to skip over the important context that Gunn has said he’s open to it being a transplant into his DCU since it’s essentially standalone as it is. As of right now, though, that’s not the case and will entirely depend on how it performs and if there’s any demand for more.