I had a big ol’ internet-angry diatribe half-written about how fundamentally flawed, nonsensical, or just flat-out incorrect all the barely-formed thoughts in this article are, but it’s 4:38am and I’m too tired to finish it so, instead, I’ll just say...what the actual fuck?

Next time, wait for the edible to wear off, ha…

Also, just as an aside...

“For Ricci’s Catwoman, Timm said, “We wanted [Selina Kyle] to be not too dark and serious, as most Catwomans have been for the last 20 years or so. We wanted her to be…not ditzy, but just not serious.”

Bruce, respectfully, wtf does that even mean? Has this man read any Catwoman…

Hamish is a wonderful choice but...Jesus Christ, Amazon, the compression on that dogshit twitter clip (and every one I could find on youtube), make it sound AI generated.

35 years...so, by your estimation, Jason Takes Manhattan was the last “good” entry? One of the few that’s almost universally considered one of the worst entries?

Just a little perspective here...they’re all some variation of “terrible but fun”, that’s a huge part of the appeal of the brand. Jason X, the most “terrible…

You shut your filthy, filthy mouth.

For the past few years, it has. Very small, usually in the upper left corner.
(Apologies for the reflections)

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Stop it.

Here’s an idea, maybe stop hiring directors before there’s a script everyone, top to bottom, is 100% on-board with and excited to shoot.

Yep, that’s certainly Wolverine.

I don’t care if she’s in the movie or not, I just don’t want her as Dazzler.

“Let’s at least wait to see how Deadpool & Wolverine turned out first.”

I think we can safely assume Deadpool will be in an Avengers film, though likely Secret Wars (or whatever they end up calling it) since the word is that damn near everyone is coming back in some form or fashion, instead of what was Kang Dynasty.

Do you mean Deadpool introducing the FF, or Avengers?

Either way, neither…

Ok, that’s funny. I don’t want it, but it’s funny.

Yeah...that, and most of the other excuses posted in the comments here, are complete horseshit.

Lets talk about the money thing first...

The last entry, Friday the 13th 2009, made $92.7 million off a budget of $19 million. Halloween Ends, the lowest grossing of the recent trilogy, made $105 mil off a $33 mil budget…

Y’know...I was excited to see what Marvel finally did with the X-Men once they finally got them back, and I still am, but...I think they already kinda fucked up.

X-Men ‘97 was so good, so successful in delivering damn near everything an X-Men fan could want, there’s just no chance of the 14th* live-action attempt…

This woman was obviously one of those kids who decided the rules don’t apply to her because it’s easier to be a little dickhead who bullies people to get her way and, if her attitude here is any indication, few people ever call her on her bullshit.

Listen, I’m not a Trek guy really at all so I have no horse in the race, but...like...did anyone at Paramount even bother looking at Kinberg’s CV?

Yeah, by Hulks I meant Bruce, Jen, and/or Skaar. We basically knew Red Hulk was part of it, even before the McDonalds leak, as there was literally no other reason to recast and bring Ross back is they weren’t doing Red Hulk.

I honestly don’t think we’ll see ANY of the main Hulks again until Secret Wars, as it seems…

Am I the only one that thinks it’s fucking wild we’re getting what seems to essentially be a semi-sequel to The Incredible Hulk some 17 years later but as the 4th Captain America and with no Hulk(s) in sight?

That’s fuckin weird, right?

I can’t help but feel that this was supposed to be some kind of tie-in or there was a presumption that there’d be more heat around her in a few years when the next game comes out because of the series.