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I am always respectful, always comply, always do exactly what they tell me to do when they tell me to do it...and I have never, not once, had an experience with a police officer where they weren’t an asshole.

These shitheels didn’t sign up to ‘protect and serve”, they signed up to be given a license to do whatever the

I didn’t find the stage transitions in Injustice all that distracting, they’re all just waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too damn long. 12 seconds on average for IJ1, and around 10 for IJ2, and just totally kill the pacing of any given match. They

I was about to say you’re fucking crazy, that GG can’t possibly have TOO much style....but that combo counter and those transitions, man, that’s soooooooooooooooooooooooooo incredibly distracting.

I’m still probably gonna pick it up but, hopefully, they make some post-launch changes to that stuff.

Every time I see something about Giant Bomb, it always strikes me as odd that I have been following this industry so closely for 25-30 years and have never once been to their website, watched any of their video content, or heard a second of any of their podcasts. I am at least passingly familiar with nearly every

That’s the only boss fight I didn’t enjoy. It’s not bad, it’s just too damn long, and I’ve always hated boss fights where you can only deal damage to them in one very specific, tiny little area.

Their own complete misunderstanding of what the writers are trying to accomplish.

It’s the same as the inexplicable popularity of The Joker. The shitty, toxic fans think it’s validating their shitty behavior because they see Rick as the hero, when the show goes out of its way (at least in the first couple of seasons,

The show is great, don’t shit on the show. The shows fans are the fucking absolute worst...shit on them all day, they deserve it.

His financial contributions to certain known criminals and con artists are public record. If he hasn’t directly supported them, he’s indirectly contributed to them.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa.....aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....hahahahahahahaha.

Good God...fuck David Cage, what an absolutely phenomenal piece of shit and, apparently, a big ol’ crybaby to boot.

I love when Jalop articles are cross posted and us nerds are the only ones who notices/comments on the giant Sinestro Corps logo painted on that thing.

Just what every self respecting nerd wants...non-descript, unbranded anime “inspired” Nikes with a bunch of random ass velcro garbage thrown on and a sure-to-be ridiculous pricetag.

It’s fucking Nike for christ sake, could they not get the license too, like...anything?

Demons...(relatively) little clockwork demons, FROM HELL!

UGH, I fucking hate cicadas.

As a native Texan, the only people who can claim to be a “Proud” Texan are some kind of piece of shit or another. There ain’t nothing going on here to be proud of right now.

Three Fields Entertainment (the studio formed by the former heads of Criterion) had Spotify integration in their Dangerous Driving. Unfortunately, it only worked with Spotify premium, so if you didn’t have that it had no soundtrack whatsoever...which was just weird.

The question I have is why every racing game, or

I totally get why they went the direction they did with the soundtrack, thematically it’s 100% on brand and appropriate for the game, I just don’t like any of it.

I’m not a fan of modern hip-hop or the particular style of edm that’s featured. That’s not a dunk or anything on those styles or people who enjoy them, just


Hot Pursuit and Most Wanted are the best NFS’ since Underground. Rivals isn’t as good as either, but is still a solid racer, and Heat is excellent (minus the utterly abysmal soundtrack). Every title they’re “retiring” is either super mediocre or, like The Run, just straight up bad.

Have I chosen to live in places with less shitty patrons, or am I just lucky?

It used to for me...My first ever job was at a local theater, where I worked my way up from usher to projectionist. It was mid-90's, so the film was actual 35mm FILM, that had to be spliced together on giant platters, it was glorious. Movie theaters were my churches...but I’ve had so many truly terrible, ruinous

Color me excited, but I’m also the guy that absolutely loved 3, 4, 5, and New Dawn (despite each having their own issues).

I’m all for innovation and experimentation in gaming, but I also appreciate that Ubi seems to know exactly what Far Cry is, and doesn’t deviate from it much. It’s a small comfort that I know

Possibly unpopular opinion time: I love the first three, and absolutely adore Lost Legacy, but 4 did not do anything for me at all.

It’s gorgeous, but the gameplay really showed it’s age and I thought the writing was largely...not necessarily bad, but so much of it sounded weird and out of character.

I dunno, not a bad