Is "Limitless" a new glass company I've never heard of?

If not for all the complications stemming from her osteoporosis, Sally Field would stand in solidarity with them.

Inside a typical, non-descript industrial park, inside a typical, non-descript building, there is a basement. In this basement, there is a room that is usually locked. Outside this room there is a security guard, who is usually breathing and does not usually contain a .38 caliber size hole in his forehead. Inside the…

Pictured: 12 Wears A Sleeve

"Oh, fuck this."

Brilliant, +1.

The best shot is The Extremo. A 50/50 blend of well tequila and McGillicuddy mint schnapps. Mmmm. It is awful. It is staggeringly, almost incomprehensibly bad the instant it hits your tongue. Nothing about these two liquors compliment each other at all. The flavors fight in your mouth like a pair of bobcats in a…

"Yeah, you always have to cut a cheque that's ten times bigger when they start making noise."

I think Tom Cruise may be involved too

"DIEHARD" FANS CAN'T PASS BATTERY OF TESTS

This comment's an absolute Jewel +1

[Frowns]
[Thinks]
[Walks to closet]
[Removes three cartons of bisque purchased from BJ's]
[Discards]

Stop laughing at this, assholes. I actually lost a very dear friend recently to a similar incident at a Food Lion.

You could save 15% or more by switching to Costco

It's Not Easy Being Greens

Who's this "V.N.O." that seems to have everyone up in arms?

Haha, that was great. Here's another hilarious NFL-themed bad lip reading I heard about:

"I fail to see what could ever be funny about a bad lip reading."
- Generations of MLB players using smokeless tobacco.

I expect this comment to receive high Marx. +1

That's fine. You just keep putting up barriers. And Lolo Jones will keep knocking them down.