Why is Marcus always the knucklehead of the family?

I was 16 years old and on a Jewish teen tour across Europe, we were about five days into the trip in Spain. Every morning we woke up early, ate breakfast and hopped on the bus to get to our next destination.

Woah. Do the cops know this yet?

Where did you happen to find this joke? Just asking because I'm still looking for my Eagle Eye Cherry CD.

You could have been president. Now look at you.

And in the spirit of that, your comment.

"Finally!"

Wait. My ex-wife also has two rings, and she's the biggest bitch of them all!

Old Man: [strips down to speedo]

There appears to be a lot of sleepers in this year's draft.

Alex Smith said merely, "Pick me."

We're going to the The Sauget Ballet was a frequently heard phrase during the Hull days. Back then when games would end players from all visiting teams would go across the bridge to keep the party going. You also had the two largest dance clubs on the east side. Oz and the Wiz, whites went to one and blacks went to…

Close, it was going to be something about 'death harvest', the NFL combine and a Deere John letter.

A-Rod: "You guys know how to play 'La Bamba'?"

"Well, shit. At least it's a start."

The NFL is not a charity. If it were a charity, I could deduct the cost of my personal tickets, which I do not do as far as you know and tax returns are not public information accessible under FOIA so just drop it.

[beaten to it]

Personally I find the Fertittas to be a little warmed over and crusty, so I'll just try the scrambled eggs and a side of bacon. Can I substitute a fruit bowl for the hashbrowns? Thanks.

Drunk American College Girl

The Japanese are known for their filthy splitters. Just ask any one of the Beatles.