Pretty sure most people would choose early morning toilet paper availability over a stadium. Although “St. Louis: The City That Doesn’t Wipe” has a nice ring to it.

So does a firewall need to cover this big hole in the roof too?

I wonder if he found that 2005 NLCS Game 5 Albert Pujols home run ball up there.

Except that guyis wacking the family next to him in their faces swinging his shirt around like a fucking moron. She may suck, but he sucks a lot more.

Love me some Donny Hathaway. Amazing live album.

If you flauta grammar rules, everyone has the right to comment.

From the sound, that’s one crunchy taco.

He got his bell rung.

Ok, trolling. Thanks for clarifying.

Yet another former Cleveland player who had to go elsewhere to get a ring.

That would make him the only Astro who could even come close to hitting 315.

Everyone has been telling Amador he should try out for The Biggest Loser.

Referee: "Because of these unusual circumstances, the match will be struck."

The shootout doesn't appear to be going anywhere—though there's a large portion of fans who don't see what's wrong with ties

+8====D

I care.

Great article. Have an orange slice and a juicebox.

You have got to stop asking Kentuckians these confusing questions. This time, they thought you wanted to know their favorite type of penny.

I just want you to hold me.

There's Gibbons involved, so technically it's a bestiality post.