That's weird. When I was a high schooler, it was usually the Argyle that got fucked.

The PGA has announced that it is disciplining Elkington for his remark by pairing him with Adam Scott for the duration of this year's Tour.

"Son, we need to talk about your Twitter vaginas"

Isn't that how Steve Phillips got fired from ESPN?

Why yes, I did know that. Do you frequently encounter people in this or other forums who would speak offhand without accurate knowledge of what they speak? Because that would be odd.

The compound of cigarette ash and butter is commercially available under the brand name Paula Deen's Personal Lubricant™.

Congratulations on a well-deserved win. Does this mean we have to create another Atlanta based NHL franchise for you guys to poach? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Let me remind you that most of the players on your national team had to come to America for work.

Congratulations, Canada! Party like it's 1993.

How far can you punt someone into the Kuiper belt?

+1

I know the Bucks are currently running a Y2K promotion, but perhaps they should consider a 90s night now that they know OJ is capable of doing unspeakable things while hanging around the doorstep.

And, as the Milwaukee Bucks will attest, it's also been a horrible two days for fair faxes.

Meh. I'm pretty sure Nguyen Van Lem had the ugliest photo finish of all time.

A nation was incensed!

In Philly, you get Cheez Wiz with a steak sandwich and sour grapes with a Ruben.

Christ.

What an unusual treat for Bucks fans - celebrating preparations for a disaster that doesn't actually materialize.

Walpole High is everything you imagined it would be.

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