Voice of Russia, an official government organ, published an article telling visitors not to be afraid —it's for your own security.

There's Gibbons involved, so technically it's a bestiality post.

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You may wish to hold onto a Pole of some kind.

Mr. D. Orlando Ledbetter seems to be very dissatisfied with six unconstructive minutes.

Ultimately, the 60s era saccharine contained in that bottle probably did more damage to Dawson's health than a beer would have.

No. It's a Fresca.

A Freeman just can't catch a break in the South.

You know, ordinarily I'd dismiss your clueless remark, but your smug "smh" when you are the one who is so miserably lost was just irresistible. You don't understand this site. We make jokes here. Oftentimes shitty jokes, but jokes nonetheless. If you're so dense and/or hardware-ignorant that you can't understand that…

Great article, but then again, ESPN the Magazine always does a good job with aureole histories.

I used to own a collection law firm that had a sizeable call center in Marietta. About 6 years ago I got a call from my operations director down there (I'm based in St. Louis) that I needed to consider closing the office for snow. When I asked how much snow they were expecting he said 1-2 inches, but that was…

This disgusting display of blatant racism makes me sikh.

What a disgusting display of blatant racism. It makes me sikh.

Snuka will probably claim the death was the result of an act of God, as is usually the case with Argentino sock-her controversies.

"Medea Day was a blast!"

Things got off to a good start; Lynch just replied, "smooth" when Sanders asked him how he was feeling.

With a 20,000 word think piece in The Atlantic?

"Humiliated by a little Big Horn? Feh. Been there, done that."
- Gen. George Armstrong Custer

For more from King James on the topic of backing that ass up, see Genesis 22.12.

There's not enough time, you idiot! Maybe think about drawing up a play next time.