His time's better spent preparing to lead the Phillipines' Alpine ski team in Sochi.

Lazy camera work. Of all the people wearing raingear in Aloha Stadium and we get a shot of these fashion outcasts? HOW ABOUT A NICE HAWAIIAN PONCHO?

No other player on either team had such harsh words for the ice, but, then, no other player got yanked after giving up six goals in two periods.

Hey, if you had to mingle among a horde of Sox fans while modeling the team's new Sunday alternate jerseys, you'd be deep into the Scotch, too.

If Rolandis Woodland is to be believed, the attack was fairly well known within the football program. I refuse to believe that chatter of this nature didn't make its way up the gossip chain and eventually get the attention of someone within the administration who could have at least looked into it. And, on the off…

This bear is not as chilled as that other bear.

Incorrect. They're appointed, not elected, but your sentiment still holds. Someone has to be held accountable for this. And the Mizzou chancellor just (conveniently) retired with his legacy being the move from the Big XII to the SEC. Looks like he got out of town just in time.

Join the club, fellow Tiger.

Six minutes with a frozen Pat was all Dick could take before he caved and bought her that goddamned cloth coat.

Serves him right. That's not a very Safeway to shop for groceries.

Dear God

I thought this was going to be another piece about Pierre the Pelican.

Hint: Not this guy

I'm just glad someone finally got around to doing the Richard Pryor biopic. Promoting it during a Blazers game was a clever angle, too.

It loves king cake, it's an unearthly monstrosity, and it's sponsored by GEICO.

A man can only handle so much Swaggy P before he reaches his breaking point.

I think the conspiracy goes a bit higher than NBC.

I'm pretty sure most of the people here fully recognize who the idiot in this discussion is.

You know what? It was inappropriate, but if you knew anything about this site, you'd recognize that's par for the course. Where in my comment do I denigrate the community or the victims? Here's a hint: I don't. It was a glib and crude remark, lacked a humorous punch and certainly could have been structured better (as…

In order to make the sport more appealing to women, the original rules contained many terms familiar to the homemaker. Terms such as "set" and "serve" continue on to this day. It is unknown why other terms such as "launder" and "submit to buggery" did not survive or to what facets of the game they were once associated.