I assume the German team is the odds-on favorite for gold in synchronized shitting.

Weaning ourselves off the PAT will be difficult, and maybe painful.

Tough season for Bob Hartley, what with this coming so close on the heels of the death of Carol, his receptionist.

Tough season for Bob Hartley, what with this coming so close on the heels of the death of Carol, his receptionist.

When you consider the guy is now the subject of an iconic bird-flipping picture and his animus appears to be directed toward a guy who rejected being a boy named Soo, it's pretty obvious that we're dealing with a huge Johnny Cash fan here.

How has this not earned all the +1?

A black widow whose husband was an outspoken Caucasian man . . . exactly how hard could it be to find Chaz Ebert in Russia?

Criticize Sherman all you want for lecturing about sportsmanship after last night's rant, but you have to admit there's a kernel of truth in what he's saying.

there is some schadenfreude in watching Rome burn.

No, but thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt.

Correct on all counts.

My God . . . I can't even fathom your density. I hope to God you wear a helmet when you get out of bed.

Second time this week a Jet didn't make its Branson destination.

Second time this week a Jet didn't make its Branson destination.

Excuse me, but we have something in this country called the FIRST AMENDMENT. You have an issue with that? If so, I may have to introduce you to something called the SECOND AMENDMENT.

Alexis has a testicle like this," he told reporters while gesturing the size of a handball with his hands.

So a Mayer can shut Jerzy completely down but people want to give Governor Christie shit for closing a couple of lanes on a bridge?

This is bullshit. Baby squirrels, or squirrels in general for that matter, lack the cognitive skills necessary to associate the word "fore" with any past life event. And besides, God created man to dominate the earth, not to defer to the sensitivities of infant animals.

+1

That #19 Nets jersey is going to sell really well in Scotland.