"As a guy who moved from Ohio to D.C. to take a better job, I have but one piece of advice: the road trip to Buffalo is a killer."

This really isn't that big of a story. Guys go from being 'Tops to Cardinals all the time in the Catholic church.

Given the fact that he was elected via a ballot that featured MS Word Wingdings, a FAX number and an aol.com return email address, I guess it's just par for the course that Maddux took the call on a landline phone with a cord. Well played, Professor.

I'd like to really rip James Jones for his performance, but I think he's taken enough Flack already.

Magnus? A dog that creates a massive leak that leads to National disgrace should be named Snowden.

My Dad: "Why should anyone be shocked that a Le Batard gave anything away? That's all Le Batards want to do is give stuff away. Le Batards don't believe in the value of hard work when their beloved government is there to just hand stuff to 'em."

If Brest wants better defenders, they should arrange a transfer with Inter-feron Milan.

"TL:DR"

Also maintaining a glib attitude toward receiving a smaller paycheck as a consequence of being a stubborn Smith: Johnny Marr.

Best mealtime dialogue featuring an NBA player since My Dinner With Andre Iguodala.

And once again, Billy Packer finds himself in hot water after referring to James' move as the "Peck-A-Nana."

If we could increase that, and again this is about believing in better, can you make it better, can you make those races better

Meh. With the arrival of the polar vortex, there's been a lot of jumping on frozen tramps, usually right outside the Salvation Army.

"Says who?"

Williams could not taste anything ... his mother, Ozepher Fluker, said, so she advised him to go to the hospital

He should be thankful he walked away with just a concussion. The last time a guy in red got that intimate with a naked dasher, Santa was booked on bestiality charges.

Did it ever occur to any of you conclusion-jumpers that she was listening to the Eastern Michigan locker room tapes from earlier this season?

He was just a wee bit off, which is par for the course given his circumcision skills.

I guess his vacation beach reading included Mike Leach's book.

There are also some kids who will be in the NBA within the decade who will know Michael Jordan only as the Hanes underwear pitchman, just as kids from my generation only knew Joe DiMaggio as the Mr. Coffee spokesman.