I'm not sure the Jovanovic graphic is incorrect. During the pregame interview, when he said he was a big Franz Ferdinand fan, the follow-up question "what other bands are you into" was met with the response of "bands?"

At least this LBJ had the balls to pull the trigger himself rather than have Lee Harvey Oswald do it.

Fire? Check.

Because its Deadspin, you dumbfuck. This is why things were better before they let any dipshit with a computer comment. Go troll MySpace, douchetaco.

Jesus, Gene Simmons has really let himself go.

"You're doing it wrong."

Everyone knows the school that has the NCAA's best steeplechase program is Temple.

angry, bitter and maddeningly defiant

This is unquestionably the worst thing to happen to a Pro Bowl AFC linebacker this week.

When I saw the words "surprised" and "second leg" I thought for sure this concerned Heather Mills.

The head of the Panthers has a Blackberry? Odd, I would have assumed he'd use a Newton.

+$10

That's just plane awful.

Fifty Dollars! For that small thing? That's crazy. I would say that would be like $30

This one loads up on the comedy It-folks: Mindy Kaling, Chris Parnell, Kevin Hart, Tim Heidecker, Brian Posehn

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My superiors are retarded

Cheapskate Alert Starbucks is giving After Friday Night Lights away for free this week.

Not going to scroll back to see if this question's already been asked: Why is Bob Costas taking a nap on the corner of that desk?

This may be the most famous thing to happen on Lincoln U's home field since high school All American, 5-Star Recruit and designated Mizzou Messiah running back Tony Van Zant suffered a college-career-torpedoeing knee injury during a meaningless all star game in 1986.