we can't recall a Yankees player who stooped this this level of opposing-fan interaction.

"I wanna go straight. I'm not really in the business of doin' Dale Jr. or Bobby Labonte or any of them guys."

Nice shot. +1

Bob McGinn obviously has a very short memory. There's no benefit to publicly maligning a Griffin, even if there's a factual basis to the maligning statements.

What's happened to our sportswriters? Who the hell are these people?

Huggins was drinking in order to calm his nerves because in Pennsylvania basketball coaches risk their jobs by referring to man-to-man as an offensive concept. Isn't that right, Rene Portland?

Bruce Jenner was going to buy a "permanent place of abode" but was afraid that it would turn to mud after a heavy rain.

Also more than likely done in Bristol - Trig Palin.

Pictured: Photographic evidence refuting the lament of A's fans that Ken Macha lacked Passion.

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When reached for comment after the unveiling, celebrity baker Duff Goldman expressed his thanks for the opportunity to create the cake and wondered aloud why Loria kept calling him "Pitbull."

More like the Parkway-Clayton Safety School Series

Also tagged out by 15 feet? Me, while playing "capture the flag" with Heather Mills and 7 of her friends.

Couldn't find the time to Photoshop a Wiz uni on Muggsy Bogues?

I'm logging in with my Google+ account. That way I can be assured nobody outside of Deadspin will ever see my cross-posted comments. It doesn't get any more airtight than that.

MLS, probably North America's most progressive sports league

Marbury's demands aren't so unreasonable considering an interview with any member of the Beijing Ducks requires no less than 24 hours advance notice.

Knowing Bazemore would be at the Constant Center, police arrested him.

Feh. Dale Earnhardt is still the greatest Driver to die before the deal was done.

More like A Song of Ice Cream and Fire, amirite?