Ironic that a Bounty would leave these guys with a less than Rosie outcome.

+(Cygnus X-)1

Man, some teams will do anything for a seventh-round draft pick.

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This is unquestionably the most entertaining abuse-of-a-black-card story not to involve Dr. Cornel West.

This is a grievous breach of deportment on the part of USM.

So what you're saying is that after all of the various tests were completed, everything remained hunky-Dory?

+1 I laughed.

For an additional $250 he'll call your mother.

Sorry guys, the MLB record for bouncing around the most MLB teams will always be held by Morganna.

Smith's op-ed piece was not nearly as interesting as my recent Star Wars homoerotic slashfic confessional written from the perspective of R2D2: "Why I'm Loving Gold Man's Sac."

Shoulda' been you, Dave.

This calls for a celebraish, you guys! Next stop: Cold One City — let's roll!

Didn't Norm already lose one job based upon his incessant needling of a guy who hung around a lot of golf courses?

. . . you guys.

"TL:DR"

Hamm also starred in a commercial for the St. Louis Blues where he pointed to a hat he claimed to have owned since 1994. The hat bore the iteration of the Blue Note that was released in 1999. Lee Strasburg would be proud.

Twitter is not your personal playground.

There's no wrong way for a football player to act after a season-ending loss.

I'd like to say this is the most obscene thing to ever happen on a Disney property but I just slammed a tequila shot out of Miley Cyrus's navel and I'm not sure whether her contract has expired yet.