Disagree. You'll be *producing* quite a bit over the better part of the next 18 hours.

"Yes, Jay-Z chose the forks—in addition to offering his input on the Champagne ($300 bottles of Armand de Brignac), the layout (asymmetrical) and much of the décor (lots of black and shimmering metallics)."

"Jesus Christ, woman - shut the fuck up!"

Also declaring himself Down - Hugh Jackman in the title role of the new Broadway smash "CORKY!"

Why is it eating the Colts' logo?

I didn't realize the lead singer of Journey was a Canucks fan.

I can't believe you think that symbol means "low on gravy."

This helps explain why Arison commissioned Gordon Lightfoot to write the Heat's fight song.

And, if pictures are to be believed, Fisher is also touring with Ben Folds Five.

"Reduced to Buzzwords" was also the description given to my local Borders when the only remaining inventory was a shelf full of unsold copies of Three Nights in August.

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Pictured: Don Raper

minor skin

You think she's disappointed now? Wait til he breaks the news to her that he's decided to start dating shiksas and not join a Jewish fraternity.

Maybe I'm not in on the joke, but why is this story accompanied by a picture of a howling Ricardo Montalban?

Hey, at least they got Illinois' primary school color correct. According to the shading of the states on that map the WWL believes the Mizzou Tigers play in Nebraska.

There's a place in Seattle that's supposed to be pretty good. The name escapes me but Franklin Gutierrez raves about their puu puu platter.

T.B.I.Friday's

+1 apparently dead Robert Evans

pregnant with feces