Harrison's Hit On Colt Mere Horseplay

Looks like Schultz is going to end up in the Klink.

I'd love to participate but that $50 buy-in would leave me 20% short of funds for my impending purchase of Green Bay Packers stock.

Never attempt to handle a Cayenne after you've had too much to drink. Don't believe me? Ask my friend the emergency room nurse at Tulane Hospital about former rectal trauma patient "Emeril Doe."

Jesus, stop needling him, would ya?

Pictured: A man who is apparently unaware of the existence of the word intrastate. Thanks to its poutypants administration, Kansas no longer has an interstate rival.

"Five Teams - One Cup" — No longer just the title of the best-selling donkey orgy flick of all time.

Way to show your true, tacky, opportunistic colors, Prokhorov. I mean, what, Vasily Alexiev hasn't even been dead two weeks!

Chiefs HR Director: "Todd, I'm here to discuss the severance package we're prepared to offer you."

Hooray for Tampax

So visceral was the local classical music community's resentment of Pujols that the St. Louis Symphony had to retitle one of its performance pieces "Beethoven's Symphony That Came After The Fourth Whose Number Shall Not Be Mentioned Because Albert Pujols Is A Fucking Cocksucker."

Joke's on you, Los Angeles.

Scott Peterson Is Being Inducted Into The Uxoricide Hall Of Fame For His Broad-Casting Excellence

Sad Hotel must be a popular venue for professional sports teams. I hear the Eagles are quite fond of its cafe.

Last time I saw that guy around a bunch of jaguars he made this.

I'd hit that, but I don't want to get called for boarding.

"I can't keep up with initials. Which one is "The BCS?"

Jason Whitlock is my franchise player.

+1

Pretty sure the history of this game dates back to 1979 when it was invented in Lincoln, Nebraska by legendary tailback I. M. Hipster.