I should have known there'd be an Entourage reference in a story about a group of Jags moving to LA from the east.

I fail to see the humor in this. The linotype operator at the Greenville News is a Tourette's patient.

I can only imagine the smorgasbord of venereal diseases Mrs. Fine has picked up over the years. Certainly gives new meaning to the term "Carrier Dome."

Bobby V may be bringing his mustache to Massachusetts, but Marcus Bachman is taking his beard to New Hampshire.

Walden had few words.

That's fucking Brailleiant.

Meanwhile, KEYTAR Radio on SiriusXM is into its 1780th day of a Spyro Gyra marathon.

My brother and I plan to suffocate Henry

Please be more specific. When you say "NBC," are you referring to the Blue Network or the Red Network?

I thought "The Packers and the Field" was that very special episode of "The Flying Nun" when Sister Bertrille visited the monastery.

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Thanks all the same, but if I want a Gay telling me what to do on Thanksgiving, it's going to be Ted Allen.

Paterno's primary care physician actually knew about the lung cancer back in 2005 but opted just to mention it in passing to the guy fixing the office copier rather than refer the matter to an oncologist.

Shoulda' been you, Woody Widenhofer. Preferably sometime in mid 1985.

My 15 minutes of fame was actually anonymous - for it was my work in the spotlight, not me. I wrote Buck Buchanan's acceptance speech for his 1990 induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

Fornicola

I am astounded at the sheer idiocy displayed by this "institution of higher learning" with every passing minute.

Meh. Pulling the Toner is a mere CMYK on the wrist.

Also forthcoming from ESPN: WHAT IF JOE PATERNO WAS BLACK?

I'm NOT gonna pay a lot for this newspaper!