[redacted] Beaten to the punch. And I was Desperately Wanting to be first with the "Good" reply.

Good.

It just fit. Its always there.

Or, apparently, that a television camera projects his image to the viewer, and not vice-versa.

Are you sure this one isn't called the Nike Air Peter Max?

I guess the Westboro Baptist Church was right after all. God Hates Hags.

So Eye on Annapolis has been working the Odyssey Group story? Let me guess, is the publisher's name Frank Polyphemus?

Just steer clear of the Harlem Globetrotter themed bidet. I've been picking confetti out of my ass for a week.

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Hey, I got a Deadspin totebag too.

That's what the rabbi said right after my wife put the wedding ring on my finger.

@DoucheBWilson38

I see you took 'Sheed's star away.

Can I have Sheed's star?

+1

I actually paid American currency to watch Temple football.

Look, you guys can have all the yuks you want at LaRussa's expense, but if you have even a minimal grasp on the art of lip reading you can clearly see that he did NOT order up Lance Lynn. A careful lip reader can clearly see that LaRussa is mouthing "Josh Hancock."

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Really, @SponsoredbyV8? A Rolf Benirschke joke?