Give the poor gal a break. In tribute to the recently departed Orlando Brown, she was simply lavishing some attention on a different kind of one-eyed monster.

I'd Bangor.

Pictured: Dexter Manley's autograph

It was like an NBA All-Star game, only with fewer All-Stars and even less defense.

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Paper towel dispenser? Methinks someone is unfamiliar with the concept of disposable ass-gaskets.

Dammit. When I saw "horsebleep play" I thought for sure this was going to be Shaughnessy's review of "Equus."

"Assuming Rutgers is still in the Big East at that time."

What is it with these sports bigwigs and their bizarre costume fetishes? I mean Chuck Blazer's pirate affectation is one thing, but Violet Beauregard? Where the hell did that come from, Gavitt?

Meh.

Meh. Needs more construction workers, cops, bikers and Indians.

Looking forward to the inevitable ESPN documentary on last night's game, "The U vs. The EWWWW."

So, everyone from Deadspin went to the game dressed as Marlin fans?

EcoKat, played by a K-State student who auditioned for the role, is outfitted in a costume made of 90 percent repurposed materials.

I'd hardly call that a Superb Ass.

Imagine The Gathering for knitters

Another guy who also eventually became too big for southwestern fast food commercials? Blair River.

[redacted: weak]

I thought the Beijing Ducks required 24 hour advance notice.

Shaq: Where can I cum at when I c u