"Pussy."

Here's looking at you, Dom.

+1 Antonio Cromartie Fathers Day card

ground-bound Jet

Enter Perugia and chairman Luciano Gaucci, who will lower himself to anything

It's like Jim Jarmusch meets The Sting meets a Klondike bar.

Bleacher Report can have the Cool Kids. BR will earn my respect only when fish ride bicycles.

China has also announced the launch of a Lead Writer Program although that job entails nothing more than coming up with sales pitches for teething toys.

A Not-Entirely-Civil Exchange With Tennis' Headbanded Scandal Husband, John McEnroe

Looks like China's out

Just let my black go.

IBS, Nachos Bell Grande Order My Immediate Return To The Bathroom

Wilson Phillips: Definitely 33% Fat

a hail of tortes

Also finding things really lopsided in the second? Paul McCartney.

'I hadn't thought about it.' [Yahoo]

And the current cause for begrudgery in Ireland is Keane.

"See?!?!"

In an age of instant gratification, Leeds United is having a long, drawn-out affair with plenty of foreplay and slow arousal.

Still better than the souvenirs one acquires after exchanging pleasantries with Antonio Cromartie.