How did "Insane Clown Pussy" not make that style sheet?

You're abusing your Bulli pulpit.

Blazer is clearly under Jennings's microscope now

poopooing on typos is bad form

Someone regretting keeping it in Rielle? John Edwards.

"Cockbrisket"

Tom Brady Says He’ll Never Get Over That Jets Loss; Tearfully Endorses "West Side Story"

But Nate also learned that insurance companies are the devil, and they will fuck you over, just bend you right over the dasher and fuck you raw.

Zambrano put his head down and started fiddling with his Mitt

On the off chance anyone else is actually watching, this last minute of the Arena Bowl is simply nuts.

Amusing, C_N? Annoying is more like it. There is nothing more pathetic than someone making repeated, feeble efforts to get attention when it's manifestly clear they're out of their league and are never going to attain the type of recognition that they crave. You'd think they'd learn their lesson after the first time…

"Let the Law of Averages Prevail" is the motto of the Peoria Police Department.

Loy has been described by some as a Barbarian and by others as a Thin Man. His quarterbacking skills, however, have yet to be considered Too Hot To Handle.

These distributions are all "log-normal"

Meanwhile, another sports personality with ties to Kansas City spends his days going from wurst to wurst.

The time for you to panic over how much your team really sucks is coming soon enough.

So, at this junction, Union's statements contain much nothing about Adu.

The audience never knows where the punchline is coming and in that way his jokes feel almost like magic tricks...

white and dusty, with a feeble son