Gabby Art Show Host Paints A Happy Little Tree

Some Rockettes Are Just More Impressive Than Others

"I own you Rony Seikaly! I fucking own you!!!"

Why is stand-up so bad?

"LOL"

[redacted - HBP beat me to it]

If the stack of Arby's receipts and discarded packets of Horsey Sauce strewn about 30 Rockefeller Center are any indication, the expansion of Kenan Thompson continues right on schedule..

[cums]

Pictured Deadspin Comedy Week, Presented by Devil's Cunt

Greg Oden just won Portland's "Tri of the Year" again.

Red Lobster Was Designed For Inedible Catches

Pizza restaurants. Construction. A casino.

Pictured: Dan Snyder ogling the now-deceased Cha Cha DiGregorio's wares while Sean Connery and LeRoy Neiman are distracted by something in the distance.

his faith and his love for the lord is paramount.

Junior year in college, I was semi-together with a girl who we'll call "Julia Sullivan."

So while the rules remain, we now live in a more understanding world where you can drive to an Indian casino to get Orlando Cepeda's autograph or play Texas Hold 'Em with Ozzie Smith in the Caribbean.

woolly, distractible, girlish and handicapped

I haven't seen a Quince abused that badly since Whitlock's infamous bout of spontaneous ejaculations in the "Prepared Cheese Platters" section of Hickory Farms.

♫ Yeah we tease him a lot ♫

Apparently, the setup wasn't such a well-kept secret as was evidenced by a dejected Sean Lennon who was led away from the site after being informed it was not in fact a facility for dead Beatle dads.