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"I'm fucking pissed. We need to have a talk."

A little late to the game there, eh Mrs. Johnson? Ramming Cherokees is sooooo 1839.

Now there's a bizarro pic for you - a Dick kissing a priest!

Ironically, James' conclusions lack any shred of defensible Abstract reasoning.

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DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME A HOMER!

That is fucking hilarious!

Equally fascinating will be to see how Klinsmann tries to "disorganize" or re-organize American soccer to make it work better, to forge a melting pot style unique to America, preferably in time for the 2014 World Cup in Brazil, preferably without Jonathan Bornstein.

tried to delegitimize them

Cold Sweat may or may not be optional.

‘I am just comfortable and that's where I wanted to be,' Winston said.

You know, as a Cardinal fan, I'm getting a little tired of this whole "LaRussa is an alcoholic" bit.

My girlfriend claims she caught gonorrhea from a dirty slide.

Those Fox Sports Wisconsin guys are pure imbeciles who should be embarrassed by their ignorance. Anyone with even a shred of knowledge knows the Cardinal bullpen is fraught with marginal talent with shitty aim. Bush league antics, my ass. They just lack any sense of control.

Apparently Alexander The Great Always Wanted To Be A Bi King

"When they start cursing your family ... The funniest one was a guy said - hic - 'I hope you get shingles again.' That's just stupid."

Looking at the track list, it's basically a concept album for optimism

This, via Dirty Tackle

no one claims A-Rod . . . beat anyone up