"PICTURED: That place the Clash sang about. You know, the one with the Sharif not liking it and shit."

I was recently two feet from disaster. Luckily, a nice CitiField usher allowed me to move further away from the Mets' dugout.

Pictured: Edwards, photographed earlier this summer picking up some badly-needed lockout cash, singing Hava Nagila at the Stoudamire Bar Mitzvah.

[cums]

That's Bad.

Well, that's only the second most explosive Resnick I've witnessed during a live television broadcast.

Nice piece, Barry. Straying from a humorous response (perhaps not so much of a departure for your truly these days), and without trying to marginalize the horrific loss of any young person, the number of deaths that occur during summer football practices is microscopic in proportion to the tens of thousands of kids…

Let the players make their plays.

+1, Baby!

The Mets have a way of losing in the most Meta way possible

I'm sugar-free so I use a product called InBru which is a flavor infuser using rice hulls as the delivery vehicle. This pot has a mixture of peppermint and chocolate fudge flavors. You can get the stuff at Williams Sonoma or direct from the company at inbru.com. Disclaimer: I'm friends with the founder/owner.…

Cold-brewed iced coffee with a splash of half and half, just the way Jesus would have liked it.

Amare Stoudamire: [Hands Edwards a Haggadah] "Here, read this. You get three more questions."

You do realize he did that on purpose, right? I mean, had he come up with something mathematically correct people would think he's Asian.

"If SLAPP suits are outlawed, might as well arrest me for possession right here and now. I got a closet full of 'em."

if you work in Southern California, you probably have one

So I went to the gym last night with all these cherries in my system and . . . (m)y sphincter doesn't even bother to close.

Also on the throne while 10,000 fans suffer in his presence?

Ball Forcibly Strikes Woman's Knee

Randy Moss is the most dangerous receiver to ever play in the NFL