Any new reason to laugh at Dallas is fine with the rest of the world.

MacArthur Park Was Too Wet To Hold Sweet Green Icing

According to law enforcement sources familiar with the case, Matthew Lee died Sunday after eating a salad

Although the strip search didn't produce the offending chicken sandwich, it did reveal a greasy, flat breast and two doughy buns. You win, Atlanta Police.

I got some red hair somewhere in this brown head.

I notice that King James did not allow the pic to be taken with the "Lemonade 75 Cents" sign in frame.

we're psyched for even the shitty sports at next year's Olympics

A hit batsman and an error behind him put Colon on the ropes

Meanwhile, back in the United States, fans of the Houston Astros are complaining about the very visible stool left on the field following the trading deadline purge.

But Rex Ryan went for it all at 48 years old.

The epithet referenced above, when taken in the full context in which it was uttered, is actually more of a reflection of Avery's musical ignorance than his racism. Avery made the "Black Monkee" remark during a discussion about Billy Preston.

When asked the length of the thought process that goes into the selection of Tarvaris as the Seahawks' starter, Carroll replied, "It Only Takes A Minute."

I know where my game is at

The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training, a 1977 sequel that I loved at first sight as a nine-year-old as much as I've ever loved any movie, is sprinkled with subtly unsettling fuckups.

Albert Haynesworth would have reported to camp early but the team's forklift was still being used to load Myra Kraft's casket into the mausoleum.

Sanchez was fired by CNN last year after he went on satellite radio, complained that Jon Stewart was a "bigot" for making fun of his constant on-air bungling

let me tell you one thing clay, you sun of a bitch.best thing for you to do is keep your f——- mouth shut....you worthless pile of s—-.

Sure, he may be fat but he can still get the ladies purely on his chimichurri voice and his macaco charm.

"Hey guys, you might want to be sure you're out of the country by Tuesday if that debt ceiling thing isn't worked out. Just sayin."

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