Just goes to show, you are what you eat.

Toward the end of his career, Ed Belfour freqently left the nets for turkey. The tryptophan really messed with his reaction time.

I guess D Wade served as the ringbearer.

+1 Wendy's Chili Finger

"Petty Cheerleading Beef" was also the nickname for Infineon Raceway's all-male NASCAR spirit squad.

I will reserve judgment until I hear the ruling from the UAE's Director of Football Discipline, Brian Burqa.

"This should have not happened," Rashed told the newspaper.

Congrats, Dave McKenna!

I had miserable influences

At least he'll feel okay someday when he has to sell the actual thing to pay for medical care.

I'm from Queens, son!

+1

Sorry Miss Elizabeth; you're no longer the only pro wrestling prize to wind up in a refrigerator.

"Pants over the bobblehead" is a good way to describe Muhammad Ali getting dressed.

So the last three stories have been about Meat Loaf, Hamburger Face and Butterbean. It's as if Deadspin has morphed into some bizzarro mashup of Justice League and Food Network.

+21

+1

Pictured: Meat Loaf and his squad of crackerjack ball players

Hamburger face will, however, hasten the demise of your NFL career. To wit: Russell, JaMarcus

Jesus, enough with the Women's World Cup coverage already! If I wanted to read another story about the amazing Nip feet, I'd hit up that Gizmodo article.