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On Saturday, Big Ben settles down and becomes a one-woman man.

A murky Broglio was all the Cubs got in return for sending Lou Brock to the Cardinals.

The Vanderbilt Alumni Association

Atlanta Braves Look On As Someone Else Prances Around In A Bridal Dress

Pictured: Mark Cuban presents award and the Bieber. Not Pictured: Barbara Billingsley, Tony Dow.

On Patrick Kane's Injury . . . . . . sponsored by Breaking Bad Boy

You wouldn't want another Cav, would you?

Meanwhile, Seve Ballesteros remains my pro golf-based Spanish inspiration for using cellular telephones strictly in "speakerphone" mode.

The analogy was changed at the behest of Reilly's real estate/litigation attorney. Those are capitalization and spacing errors you see at the end of the orignal line. Reilly unloaded some unsavory real estate on Murdoch in 2007 and the chickens are now coming home to roost.

There was never any suspension

It felt like a cheese grater was moving up and down my dick

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Also not letting inconvenient things get in the way of her agenda? Casey Anthony.

"The citation says, ‘I ain't blowing in that (expletive) tube, so you can stick it up your (expletive).'"

the other two sources grew

I thought they were just taunting the retired players who can't even afford a set of false teeth.

I presume this photo is courtesy of ESPN.com since they have proven so adept at their coverage of nips.

Historians will look back on ESPY's awards and pinpoint it as the scandal that signaled the rise of the Dan Glickman era.