Let's flip it

Her job is to flounce about a cage in a bathing suit while intoxicated meatheads shower her with lustful stares and wolf whistles.

Also an anagram of Franklin Gutierrez' favorite activity - Lose Pooh

Unlike Sheryl Crow's Vagina, Hope Knows How To Repel A Solo Ball

+1

He had no idea what was coursing through his body.

I'm sure he's spent most of today in a rather mopy state.

Along similar lines . . .

In Les Miserables, the similarly obsessed Javert could not reconcile the fact that laws and morals were not one and the same.

The impending return of the McRib means that Whitlock's status as World Champion of Dropping the Kids off at the Pool remains safe for another year.

Well, that explains why the Chinese refer to Antonio Cromartie as the Rick Hendrick of American football.

I'm fucking old now.

There's the rub; Williams is taking care of himself.

And Emmitt just assumed she was having her minstrel cycle.

+1, so to speak

Pictured: Gigantic ass, Serena Williams' butt

Jeff Novitzky will get his white whale someday.

Pictured: The Inside the NBA crew enjoying a lighthearted moment during the taping of the first installment of the season-long Barkley-Shaq challenge saga "Which Of These Guys Will Be The First One To Do An Actual Sit-Up?"

I haven't seen a Clemens case close that fast since Little Steven bumped Clarence's casket in a rush to grab the last ham hock.

This probably isn't what the finished product will look like, exactly.