The Macho Man tribute show was a horrible clusterfuck

I got killed by all the traditionalists. I got killed.

Can someone please advise what network will be broadcasting the USA-Japan final? In light of the Hope Solo photoshop controversy I'm assuming ESPN won't show it or will purposely blur the players and supporters of the opposing team.

I'd like to meet them both in a dark Alley.

"Did it really need to be an hour?"

The incident cleaved Ireland

You're a day early, Monsieur.

Reitz never ever walked.

Also the real reason why Peter Allen's trophy case is so full.

I, too, laughed, primarily at the notion that a gentile would name their kid Mordecai.

cup-of-coffee guys who never had the ability

Compounding the irony is the fact that Seattle's keeper has a name more apropos to a Bay Area squad - Mike Googlebacon.

Also scoring from "his" own box? Jamie Lee Curtis.

That picture is the epitome of irony in light of the fact that in the end we all Go Blue.

Angel Stadium (inexplicable)

"Jungle Fever 43" was actually the working title of an early 1970's NASCAR blaxploitation flick set to star Pam Grier and Richard Petty.

OSU rejected certain records requests on the grounds that they were "overly broad."

Matt Kemp's BACK/HR rate is only slightly more impressive than Shawn Kemp's sperm motility rate.

"See?"

Not sure why this is newsworthy. Solo cup promises tend to be rather flimsy.