Hey, The American Football World Cup Is Going On Right Now, And We’re About To Kill Mexico.

I don't know about the rest of you guys but I'm a staunch adherent to the "no diving if there's bleeding" policy.

Bah, Gayless.

And here I thought the Marlins were simply cutting off the upper deck to show solidarity with the late Betty Ford.

competitive anything

"Chin up, A.J. You're not the first guy to be done in by a lazy, single Hundley. Wait....what?"

This media-driven phenomenon clouds his true value.

I'm confused by that photo. The pew is supposed to go in the #2, not the other way around.

I think most vodka enthusiasts would be perfectly fine being offered Stoli. Granted I'm a bit partial since I've kept my freezer stocked with at least one bottle of the stuff at all times since I first got my own place back in 1990. Unless you're dealing with really discriminating vodka connoisseurs they'll be quite…

I can't believe it myself.

That piece of crap is my phone.

Babies aren't even people yet.

I have no idea who owns the ass behind me.

It was mine, it was personal, it was private

Pictured: Emir of Qatar Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa Al-Thani simultaneously celebrating his country's successful World Cup bid and taunting LeBron James.

For Once, Messy Lionel Makes Sculpture Look Very, Very Difficult

It was like operating in gray areas.

Says Dunkel, "If Halper played on those Miami teams, he was a ghost."

Pictured: A production still from AMC's forthcoming "Mad Men 2011" wherein the firm's head of creative Sally Draper-Bishop's doomed pitch for "a vibrant new Klan for the 21st Century" becomes the final nail in the coffin of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce Campbell Olson-Campbell.

Kudos to Doris for her efforts to preserve the dying epistolary tradition. Sadly, whenever I find myself venting deep-seated frustrations to an Indian it's usually via telephone and involves a cable outage.