This may be the first time a Diesel sticks around for 18 years after exiting a vagina.

Detroit Memorial Park West Cemetery Gets A Traylor

Jack Warden Estate Still Gets Paid Residuals From Pathetic "Crazy Like A Fox" Reruns

"You don't have that many cases when you're watching television and a game ends, and you think 'wow, this is really great for my lawsuit.'"

Iman Shumpert, Georgia Tech "Yes." - Sam Bowie

I went to the Dali Quiznos once. It was the worst fast-food experience I've had since I got stuck in the drive-thru at MC Escherdonald's.

Let's not forget practice.

The ultimate fuck ewe legal brief was filed in the legendary Scottish case In Re: MacGregor.

Of course, in McKeon parlance, "batting cleanup" means disposing of the skipper's Depends during what is now known as the 7th Inning Stench.

Mrs. Arnaz produced several bloody blue Balls before that miraculous day in 1951 when she successfully carried little Lucie Desiree to term.

Eagerly awaiting the sequel at the trough.

Best catch by a beer-filled hunk of plastic since Pam Anderson played left field in the 1994 Rock N Jock Softball Classic.

What's with the superfluous "for?"

Like all thin white Duke players, Singler reminds me that the NBA, like life, will take him nowhere.

Also doubting that bum Madison? Charles Cotesworth Pinckney.

At worst, you got a vacation in Arlington

Just look at that antiquated relic!

Learn from my mistakes. Don't tempt fate. That said, I did pluck the low hanging fruit with a Whitlock joke in today's WUDS. I thought the "GRATINLAND" angle was funny. Apparently I was the only one.

Dear Senator Coats:

I guess pageant officials missed the memo: