Jimmer narrowly avoided an Honor Code violation by convincing the Disciplinary Council that he was only partaking of mock draughts.

Yesterday Rem Dawg glibly summarized the Cardinals' overloaded DL situation by stating "Everybody Hurts."

Huh. And all this time I assumed that R. Kelly groupies were the only morons out there who enjoyed pretending to be Jons.

"Costacos work is anything but original. Hell, I was doing that shit for 20 years before they thought of it."

Ming Haggis earned universal rave reviews from the Chopped judges' panel until it was revealed that the dish had indeed been prepared in a section of intestine actually belonging to Chef Tsai.

up-scale Morgantown

Meanwhile, the other BWF - the Bureau of Whitlock's Fajitas - has enacted a mandatory skirt steak rule. For more on this topic, please read my 6,000 word, heavily footnoted column at my new blog devoted to all things Whitlock, GRATINLAND.

FYI, still laughing.

In related news, Michelle Duggar was recently named editor-in-chief of Missing the Period Magazine.

He also left two tickets for President Coolidge at will call.

In other news involving baseball metrics, the Milwaukee Brewers are now measuring the waistband of Prince Fielder's pants by the kilometer.

outward expressions of piety

200 fawning Minnesotans

The pair did not, in fact, get to stick around to see the Mets plate a runner. They were escorted from the park in the 6th inning after several fans complained about Rebecca's refusal to stop shouting "which one's Demetrius?"

Clearly the most acerbic commentary on the sexes by a cartoonist since the 1980's when Gary Larson took the controversial position that all women wear horn-rimmed glasses.

He's actually just reminding visitors to Nebraska's state capitol about the reduced speed limit on I-180.

I just had Abraham Lincoln and, from a distance, everybody kept saying, ‘Who is that?' So I put the five-dollar bill so everybody would stop asking me."

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Meanwhile the Mare of Hollywood is not ruling out "Sex and the City III."

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