Unfortunately, the children of many CONCACAF nations have a rather difficult time sidestepping Ricketts.

I see Officer Knerr is credited with the preparation of this report. Meanwhile Officer Knorr is credited with the preparation of a generally palatable if not perhaps a bit salty chicken consomme.

It's also how he described JFK's WWII heroics.

...seeing him do it in a tiny, no-name gym where there's no JumboTron for instant replay, and no commercial break for a timeout, and where the fans can slap a player on his back as he turns to get back on defense.

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In a (literally and figuratively) delicious twist of irony, the summa rudis met his demise later that week as a result of salmonella poisoning.

Little known fact - after he left the Marlins, McKeon remained at Dolphin Stadium to work the home team's tunnel on Hurricane football Saturdays.

Meanwhile, Philip McKeon would like to remind you that Jiffy Lube is offering a 30 minute lube, oil and filter special for $29.95, or at least that's what it says on the sandwich board he's wearing this morning at the corner of Pico and San Vicente.

How apropos that Simmons had to scurry over to GoDaddy.com on Fathers Day.

Go fuck yourself, AMC.

Pictured: Proof that some gear isn't appropriate for every handicap

"This feels like a whole lot of government to me"

Agreed. This was a particularly good week.

This is without question the biggest slam dunk of an anti-SLAPP case since the 1978 matter of Turner v. Turner.

I can't imagine they'd pull his scholarship based one one little McBeef he had with a bank.

It's Not Just A (Burning) Car, It's A Kotylak!

Several staff members of the Kansas City Star used to lodge an emergency appeal to avoid a deposition any time they'd see Whitlock headed for the men's room with the sports page tucked under his arm.

And then we have the traditional handshake between the teams at the end, we always like to see that. Canadians are always proud of that tradition.

Goddammit I said we need 500 Steelers COOK-out aprons!!! What the fuck is wrong with you, and don't give me that "I'm only four years old and don't speak English" bullshit again!!!

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