Sexo, Alcohol y Kumbaya

So one night my sophomore year of college, my buddies and I went to one of the same bars we always frequent since they accepted our piece of shit fake ID's.

I can't imagine that her silence was motivated by fear for her professional future. Only Yoko Ono is capable of hastening the demise of Beadles.

That would explain the team's early jump on their 2011-2012 rally slogan — "Do It Again."

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Not profane but offensive nonetheless was the taunt "your mother's so ugly she's frequently allowed to vote!"

Yugo, Snoop

"Bigger than Been-Her?" Sounds like a bit of hyperbole seeing as how Chaz Bono's gotta be pushing at least 280 these days.

Ironically, the Indians have no intent to claim Kazmir as their own.

Jesus

Kinsley's issue is the erratic pace

Victorian Bandstand was unquestionably the BBC's biggest flop ever, fatally burdened with a prohibition against the sexes mingling onstage, no exposure of ankles or wrists and music being expressly forbidden.

I thought the foul-ball discussion was going on over at Jezebel.

"Dancing with a fan" was also O.J. Simpson's explanation as to how Nicole and Ronald wound up hacked to death on the front lawn of 875 South Bundy Drive.

For a creature that is usually depicted as being ancient and decrepit I must say this particular zombie is Holding Back The Years quite well.

I get the rights to the name of the tribute band - The Figurative YouTube Cockpunch

Awesome 'shop job. It almost looks like a man actually went to the moon.

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Seems to me that the good folks at SFO got just a little too Bennett out of shape on this one.

Only in San Francisco is the jurisdiction of the FAA and the TSA preempted by that of the Fashion Police.