"You refer to 50 miles as if that's some pitiably short distance to fly."

Ordinarily that shotgun is held by Mrs. Jalbert while Karl do-si-does. However, Mrs. Jalbert had money on the Canucks. Just goes to show after all this time she can be wrong.

always has been the makeup

As intriguing as a free sixth of the team looks...

LeBron/Hova Beef

Ball-stink is hardly a new problem. Matter of fact, it was focal point of the 1960 California divorce case Arnaz v. Arnaz.

"When and How the Canucks Lost the Series" is also the title of a scintillating book about NBC's decision to cancel SCTV.

Speaking of whom, I'd care to wager that both litigants are in a fair bit of trouble here. The judge presiding over the case is one Honorable Janet Flanner.

Talk about a desperate reach.

Pictured: Local man standing in awe of childhood hero Augustus Gloop.

"You call THAT entering a court hilariously???"

Nelson's real title is ‘Smoke and Mirrors'

2 for 31 is also the typical ratio of flavors available after Jason Whitlock leaves a Baskin Robbins. Even he won't touch Licorice Sorbet or Olestra Ripple.

Help Identify Vancouver's Harding Thugs

Remember: crowdsourced Justice is the best Justice.

[Oregon Live]

I will admit the love scene is fittingly apropos given that the open net space within Luongo's vicinity went on From Here to Eternity.

Former Florida Heisman Trophy winner Danny Wuerffel was released from a hospital Wednesday after being treated for Guillain-Barre Syndrome.

A similar 1995 incident involving Peter North gave Mark Linkous the inspiration for Sparklehorse.

He’s Not A Horny Panderer