...or the crew of the Kursk, for that matter.

Now if he comes in with fifteen Bentleys...

having these clips compiled

Dookiest Twat Imaginable

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It may have come off wrong but that wasn't my intent.

Luongo's legacy wasn't defined by his playoff diarrhea

Stellar in Vancouver and Wretched in Boston

Contact lenses? I thought the Sally League rules explicitly limit corrective eyewear to oversized, red plastic spectacles.

NFL rules explicitly prohibit uniformed players from attending any Tits launch parties thanks in large part to the Jayne Kennedy fiasco of 1978.

+#2

he was being held up as a new man

PICTURED: Spherical object most commonly associated with four weeks of loud tooting noises, Jabulani soccer ball

Getting old

Pythagorean expectation

the thing people leave and say, ‘Did you see that?'

I still feel both the warmth and the embarrassment

The lead swings.

It happens really fast, like cats having sex.

PICTURED: White, flour-based object displaying something generally ridiculed and equated with futility, cake.