Wouldn't the more appropriate sports footage be that of a CFL player getting tackled in the end zone after a kick?

+1 Apocalypse of Darkness

The six toes on LeBron's right foot got nothin' on the five fingers on LeBron's junk.

+moo

+1

Also overcoming a rough first set: Patricia Heaton.

Whenever I hear "American Pie" on the radio I just assume the DJ is taking a dump. Nobody in their right mind would put that on the air for any other reason, right?

Rousey also has shown up at competitions without her judogi

Likes 'extra extra extra hot Buffalo wings.'

+7 Coconut Cream Pieeeees........

LeBron is a Scottie

Jesus, Barry, the last time a group of Mariners relocated that far down Gordon Lightfoot wrote a song about it.

I haven't seen B.C. look this stunned and forlorn since The Cute Chick announced she was getting it on with The Fat Broad.

Sporty and Subservient

I'm just not comfortable throwing a ton of money at it.

High School Boy Gets Past Third Base Resulting In Premature Climax, Public Humiliation

On LeBron and slow claps

Elaine's had nothing to offer you but doom and cobwebs.

There is more ‘whoa' in my glass of beer