The Kansas City Waffle League hasn't been competitive since August of 2010.

+583

The Tropicana finally got smart and hired someone whose competencies are apparently limited to withstanding sharks and predators, Roberto Luongo.

+$200

anything so disingenuous come out of The Smiths' mouth

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But: that's the MLB draft, one big contest to see who can make the biggest news with a throwaway pick.

That DQ cost the Cubs a state title.

First the body was removed...

the Redskin was caught with the merchandise

Dana Holgorsen Is College Football's Jose Cuervo

That picture couldn't be more appropriate because when I saw the headline "Patrick Kane Does Something Really Nice" the first thing I said to myself was "WHA?!?!?!"

Fun fact. Seemingly every Pryor high light video on YouTube is hilariously set to music.

I thought it was the title of a book of interviews from the survivors of Bergen Belsen's typhus ward.

It's just too bad we don't have a Countdown cock.

Class of 1990. Football season ticket holder since 79.

Following. Ivy League sobriquet.

I'll let you know if and when I get my star back. I've been in an enormous, star-dropping rut. I went with the "throw enough shit at the wall and something will stick" strategy and all it did was create a gigantic pile of shit. I took a couple of weeks off and am just now starting to feel like a little bit of the mojo…

"Ronnie Woo...Woo..."

"A few days prior to our arrival in a certain destination, usually L.A. or Vegas..."